ArtySri's Jokes
I am a late bloomer, my funny bones took time to develop.
Comedians see the glass as half bull.
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Why do Americans love sales?
Because for them, money is a “big deal.”
Why are sports fans not good sports?
Waking up sleepy.
Beauty is short-lived: just ask the Christmas tree.
Why are people so stressed about relaxing?
Can we rebrand world hunger as intermittent fasting?
IVF is a battle won with sex and drugs.
Does wanting to go to Mars make Elon Musk mad or just a nomad?
One of the paradoxes of our society is that fat people don't carry a lot of weight.
Binge-watching is an eating disorder waiting to happen.
I need a shrink for my stomach
Knock knock jokes won’t get you anywhere.
Opportunity never
knocks twice.
Some feminists are always so angry and hitting the roof.
Do they think that’s the only way to break the glass ceiling?
Every Thanksgiving the President pardons one lucky turkey,
and all the remaining fifty million get the death sentence.
Turkeys have the
worst lawyers.